HISTORY OF UNIVERSAL HORROR
May 29, 2009
Universal releases Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell. The film is a cautionary tale of what happens when a thoughtless selfish bitch pisses off the wrong old gypsy woman.
The film stars Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer and Adriana Barraza.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
After what she does to that kitten, I started rooting for the demon to take the stupid girl - and I was quite pleased to see it has a happy ending.
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
This is a good time to check off that one number that you never knew you needed to cross off from the bucket list.
Oh gosh, ya’ll are gonna make her jimmy all over her cheeks now!!
I’m going to call her Jubilee for now, but I’m affectionately referring to her as Titty Sprinkles
tumblr user fredmoose420 suggested a way cuter name so I’m gonna call her Susan Sprinkles, Susie for short, and Kris and I still get to call her the other nicknames yeehaw
I made a little soft serve slime girl with lil sprinkle freckles and eyelashes UvU
She needs a name hm
you deserve good things.
you deserve good people in your life.
you deserve to be comfortable in your own skin.
you deserve everything youve ever dreamed for.
you deserve to be happy.
To my friends, the people who follow this blog, to the people I no longer socially interact with, to the people I do socialize with on the minimal scale, and to you (the person reading this)- you really do deserve to be happy. Don’t you ever forget that.





